Tongue Twister

wish

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.

understand

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don”t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

a thought

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

Inside Outside

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

doctor n patient

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009 Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?